Earier this month (Feb.2012) I decided to visit some people I bearly knew in Wroclaw, Poland. I doing so I completely switched off my brain and let the angel of my sorry nature drive the bus. First. I decided it was a good idea to stay with these folks for TEN DAYS. Fish and guests stink after three, and I'm not a can of Febreeze. Second. I knew the only one in the family that spoke English to me was the father so I slacked off on studing Polish and decided to trust my Polish app on my iPod Touch....Huge...Mistake. Until an alien from outer space hands you a universal translator that actually works, all claims of instant speech translation from Chinese electronic doohickees are LIES! Third. Really get to know someone from a foreign country and their customs BEFORE you show up at the door. Neither this family nor me had much fun during my visit and the worst thing is, I have only myself to blame.