Re: Holiday Houseguest Horror Stories
I stayed at my boyfriend's parents' house a year or two ago over Thanksgiving weekend, and it all went reasonably well until the actual Thanksgiving dinner. We were all sitting around the table, digging into turkey and stuffing and whatnot, when we started to notice a bit of an odor. Hmm.
Turned out that my boyfriend's niece, who was about a year old, had made a bit of a mess in her diaper. And this wasn't just a normal mess -- it pretty well covered her entire body from the belly button down, with as much of a stench as you'd imagine. Then when her mom picked her up to go for a diaper change, the baby puked all over her. She's a cute kid and I love her, but I have to say she was looks less than adorable when exploding at both ends!
Maybe I have a weak stomach, but that was the end of Thanksgiving dinner for me...
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